Companion Seeking Time Lord

I was at work the other day when a friend of mine and a friend of her’s came up and started talking to me. Somehow we came upon the subject of 50 Shades of Gonorrhea, and her friend said (without laughter or sarcasm), “I like it because it’s just good writing”

My friend turned to her and said “She’s an English major” and they gave me a little look

and all I could think was